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Depression Rate among US Citizens Increase as Lies Decrease

“It’s not like we want to lie, but we have to lie for the Public health” says top politicians of today. According to the researches made on the increasing amounts of depression and psychological breakdowns between 2007 and 2009, there is an inverse relationship between the increase of depression cases and politic lies.

After the results of the research on rapid increase in psychological problems made the University of South Dakota (USD), a huge uproar started by the families hurt due to the lack of lies. Families of psychologically harmed people demand that the lying policy of the previous governments be put to effect as soon as possible.

Professor Richardson of USD stated that if the problems of psychological breakdowns remain unhandled, the amount of depression cases will be above 25 million individuals by 2010 and it might double by 2012.

Some academicians say that politicians should lie for the benefit of the society. However, ethical concerns of some politicians are puzzled by the surprising outcome of the research.

Former US President George Bush stated “We never lied to cover our short comings; we had already foreseen the possible consequences of telling the truth on the public psychology and we lied because we were concerned over the public health. If we win the next elections, we promise that we will lie to the US citizens for the US citizens”

Declaration made by George W. Bush seems to have already effected the distribution of votes. A family affected by the increasing depression rates state “We voted for Obama and encouraged our neighbors to do so as well, but after seeing his insensitivity on public health we will definitely vote for the Republican Party and so will our neighbors. Obama should have lied more, but its too late now”. In total, Obama have lost 15 million votes due to the health crisis.

Obama will held a press conference next week at D.C to apologize to the public and declare their new political stance on lying after the recent turnout of events.

Newspaper thingy

Slumdog Teen becomes a Millionaire Overnight
by Deniz Cem Ozensoy
Last month, a "slumdog" teen Jamal won the big award, 20 million rupess, in the Who wants to be a Millionaire knowledge contest in India, using his experiences. He says he entered the contest to find his childhood love.
Jamal entered the "Who wants to be A Millionaire" contest and answered all the questions correctly in the first day and made it to the final. Leaving the final question to the next day, Jamal was arrested as soon as he tried to leave the building by the police on a report made by the show's host Prem Kumar. After Kumar accused Jamal of cheating, the police interrogation began.
It seemed as if this slumdog had a really hard childhood. His family and his village was massacred by hindu indians because they were muslims. Appearently some of the assaulters were dressed like indian gods and that is how he answered the first question
A few days after, he ended up homeless and started live with his older brother, Salim, and a girl, Latika, of his age that turned to be her first and only love. The three were "taken care of" or kidnapped to be more precise with many other homeless children, by the most famous person in India. The answer of another question asked in the contest. What was revealed is that he had learned the answers to all the questions asked until the semi finals in a series of unfortunate events.
The day after the interrogation, and his pledge of innocence, he joined Who Wants to be a Millionaire again for the last question. He was asked for the name of third musketeer, given the other two were Porthos and Athos. He didn't know the answer, so he had to call his brother who had just sacrified his life to make up all the cruel things he had done to Jamal in the past by saving Latika from the mafia and killing the mafia head. Latika opened Salim's phone on her escape to reunity with Jamal. She said she didn't know the answer eather, even though they used to call each other the three musketeers in the past. Jamal having no choice but having no interest in the money either after he learned that he can be with Latika again, went for the first chance and by chance, he won the big award, and they ran away with Latika

Is Obama’s seat at stake?

The past 100 days of president Obama is useful to make a guess about. Obama made many promises at the elections race to his supporters, and now he is expected to follow them. Until now, there were promises that he followed passionately, and those that were diluted due to circumferences. It seems as if, how effective Obama is to follow his promises, and deal with the economic crisis will be crucial at the next elections.

So long Obama followed successful politics to control his followers. In the electoral race he excited the crowds by promising change, and now he invites the same crowds to be patient, because change needs time to happen. To show that he was sincere in his promises right after he took control the white house started to go with taking small measures that would look big in the news. The reorganization of the Guantanamo military base in order to fight human rights violations and torture that is made on the prisoners.
Showing his political genius, Obama actively manipulates the masses by appealing to their hearts. He shows himself as the guarantor of peace in the world by supporting Armenian people’s case of genocide, making speeches about pulling troops out of Iraq, and fight against torture. Than, there are those speeches in which he appeals to the pockets of people. He invites people to remain call and faithful to their choice, he says in such a crisis it is important to remain united and continue to follow a certain route. He says swaying and changing decisions and panicking will makes things worse and cause more poverty and an extended crisis. This way he completely persuades people that he needs total support and he is their best shot.
Using such techniques he manages to conceal his diluted acts. He is currently recruiting more soldiers to go Afghanistan and he declared that the retreat from Iraq will not be a total retreat. Some troops will continue to remain in Iraq, especially in the northern borders. Furthermore, he actively supports Israel in the feud between Israel and Iran. He takes such measures despite the reputation that he is creating but he successfully hides them.
For the near future Obama’s seat seems to be safe and it seems as if it will remain unchallenged. The fear of the economic crisis and causing it to extend due to conflicts deters opposition from directly challenging Obama. Moreover, he controls a majority of the masses by the humanitarian steps he took and he successfully conceals the shortcomings on his politics behind these steps, showing his politic genius.

For what would I want to be famous (just some hw to recover)

First of all would I want to be famous in?
Being famous is not always as good as it sounds. Even if you were to get over all those freaky fans and those childhood problems (which I have a lot, so what?), the fame you have is so volatile. You can always be substitued with a better singer, artist or whatever. What I would really want to be is to be admired rather than to be famous. Famous people are artists, they look good to the eyes, ears and heart, but there are lots of peope working behind the scenes that literally saves the world, and scarcely heard about. I want to be one of those guys that improve the world, put things in order, not go to Mars, but the one that has made the calculations necessary to go to Mars and build the space ship. If I'm going to be famous for stopping a meteor, finding the cure for Cancer, or building the first combat space craft (like in Battlestar Gallactica, one of those raptors) than I'm fine with it, but it is not necessary. Do you know the names of the people who developped Amoklavin (an antibiotic)? You don't and they are not famous, but that medicine saves many lifes everyday. I'm not saying that artistry is not important, but unlike Angelina Jolie (or any X artist, actriss, singer etc.) those guys saved our life, and maybe even mine.

In short, I seek no fame, as long as I can clearly see the effects of something that I found. Masses are easily controlled by media and they are often unreliable. I believed that such temporary fame, or fame that is because of the incapability of some masses to understand life deeply is just unnecessary.

A welcome home surprise prepared for the Somalian President

During the visit of the Somalia governments President to Turkey, the Somalian government announced the religious law and thus he became the minister of a new regime. This week the caretaker government situated in the center of the country announced the new regime of the Somalian government in an effort to ease the civil war in the country against the conservative over religious rebels which is supported by Islamic terrorists. Since 1991, after the fall of dictator Muhammed Siyad Barre, Somalia was struggling to create unity, and the government was having a hard time to maintain it's control on Somalia and the country fell into anarchy with many Islamic rebellions that took place. As the government became even weeker due to rebellions, Ethiopia used the cituation to its own benefit to invade Somalia, leaving a representitive government that hardly controls a small portion of Somalia. Plus there is a small land at north Somalia that have already announced freedom on its own. The Somalian government is hardly strong enough to stay against the rebels, which are supported by many Islamic terrorist organisations, and USA as some say. With these supports the rebels fight against Ethiopia, Somalia and Uganda as well as projecting Islamic influence to the main government which I believe was the biggest factor in giving such a decision.
It is probable that they announced the Islamic Law in order to supress the rebellions and maybe reunite the northern Somalia, and once again put things in order. However, such an event signifies the creation of a new state reuled by the religious law and anti American, as USA is also responsible for not taking active measures against the terrorists, they actually support them. In the future we might see some over heated action around Somalia.

"Viva la Evolution"

In this last month, an event that could actually be called as disgrace happened in Turkey. To be precise it isn't a single event that will be discussed here but two. An organization known as TUBITAK that is responsible for the promotion of scientific researches nation wide in Turkey releases a magazine that announces the new achievements made and publishes researches about various topics. To celebrate the birthday Charles Darwin a research was issued about the evolution theory. Yet what happened was totally outrageous, the whole issue about Darwin was removed from the magasin and his picture was removed from the cover page. It took the criticism from a majority of the society. It was very ironic for a science magasin to actually ban the presence of one of the founders of the modern science studies from its pages!
The second even that's such outraging as the first one is actually more fearsome as it reflects the stance of the government on Darwinism. In an international forum ,similar to the World Economy Forum in example, the representer of the Turkish government publicly announced that the Darwinian Evolution theoy was a fraud, false and to be aggressively dealth with.
What is this supposed to mean? This is a forum where the delegates are supposed to discuss the Darwinism theory objectively in a manner of civilised rules. On the contrary the Turkish delegate claimed the floor without permission started a speech, ignored the mediators and even continued to yell out his personal beliefs or the governments to be accurate without even a microphone.
Wow, this requires some guts as it expresses how back we have gone in civilization. All I can say is Viva la Evolution. I congradulate the students of ODTU (Middle East Technic University) and everyone who protested the stance of TUBITAK and the government in DARWINISM!

G20 ministres meet to debate upon the economic crisis

Background Info:
What is the G20?
G20 is the group of ministries of the heavily industrialized countries like Germany and UK or those emerging powers such as Brazil and China that altogether holds 85% of world economy.

The leaders of the G20 countries are meeting at Sussex, Britain to come up with a mutual agreement among themselves regarding the economc crisis but for the time being them coming to an agreement seems to be unlikely.
The main suggestion that is submitted by USA is that the countries should separate a bigger amount of money to support the banks, however the European Union except UK, wants to see the results of the actions taken untill now before they grant more loans to the banks or to IMF, on the other hand the emerging powers refuse to donate any more money unless they are given the same privilidges as USA has in IMF.
Well it is seen that sides have plans, and others have excuses not to join but at the moment, I can't help to symphatize with the emerging powers. They are expected to recover for the mistakes of the so called "emerged" powers. The not properly supervised and analyzed acts such as mortgage in USA caused this global crisis to happen in the first. Now, even though they haven't played a major role in the basis of the global crises, they are expected to donate money in to new projects that is created by the founder of this global crise and taken in a "haste" if proper.
Furthermore, even if they agree give that donation, I just find it fair that they want to be equal with USA if they are going to look after his faults. There lots of strange affairs between the countries. In every kind of international you find that there are some countries that are more privilidged than other. Like a "supreme" lord of the other countries, in a place where all are supposed to be equal. To the ironic turn out of the events, these supreme countries had to ask the aid of the less supreme countries and I believe that it was just impossible that they won't ask for equality.

Sri Lankan national cricket team players shot in Pakistan

Background info as usual:
Early in this week (on Tuesday) the national cricket team was shot by 14 gunmen in Lahore, Pakistan, killing six policemen and injuring six Sri Lankan players. The Pakistani government has issued bounty on the gunmen or any information, yet the moral of the assault or who the conductors remain unknown. Meanwhile Sri Lankan government accuses the Pakistani government of not protecting the players property and complains of the lack of security and compability whereas the Pakistani government refuses any such declaration. Furthermore, the a third party of western countries express their concerns about the inability of the Pakistani government to fight with terrorism and exclaim that the government may actually be
Up to 14 gunmen were involved in the attack at the Liberty Square roundabout in the heart of Lahore on Tuesday. So far there isn't significan progress made about the identity of the attackers.
Such attacks on athletes or on innocents to be more broad should be called shameful and senseless. The innocents and the athletes in his case are not involved in the issues of countries or any internationals quarrels directly and it is simply not fair for them to suffer for the mistakes or arguements of others. In the past many terrorist organisations have aimed the innocent and the weak because they are net strong enough to face the government itself or the government refuses to acknowledge the by any means or visa versa.
Not so frequently but still unacceptible by no reasons, there have been attacks aiming at the athletes and sports. Killing of the Israeli athletes at the Olimpic games of Berlin is just the most infamous of them and this just serves to add another stain on history. If the side argue with each they have the write to declare war on each other using their arms but all should be left between the armed forces and sides should avoid jeopardizing the writes of the civilians.

Withdrawal of the American forces in Iraq and support from the Republicans

First background information:
President Barack Obama, has finally anounced the long waited declaration of withdrawal from Iraq by many Democrats and Republicans. This announcement was especially important as it was the main difference between Mr.Obama and Mr.McCain in the elections and by supporting the withdrawal of the american forces, Mr.Obama didn't only earn the respect of many all around the globe and earned many voters that complained from the ongoing wars by destroying the deep distinction between the Republican voters and the Democrat voters to some extent.
The plan as announced will be terminated at december 2011 with the full withdrawal of all american forces in Iraq. However in the first stage the plan is the withdrawal of the american forces in August 2010, leaving a 50000-30000 soldiers behind to be evacuated a 2011 out of 142000 soldiers.
From my point of view, the plan seems to be promising with only one concern. The founders of the plan explains the necessasity of a two stage point by saying that it ensures the security of the forces that will be withdrawn at the second stage. The concern shared by many democrats and me as well is due to the huge amount of 50000 soldiers that will be left at the region until December 2011. I don't know the details of the concerns of the democrats, however my concern is that the withdrawal date of those 50000 soldiers can be easily postponed due to any event or action not necessarily from Iraq but any third party such as Iran. No matter who is the president of USA, the policies of USA isn't altered to a significant degree as they are the commpn product of not a single product but a series of governments. Thus it is very probable that those 50000 soldiers can be used in a new military operation or postponed to stay to a further date.

Oscars!!!

Tonight is once more the time in which all the hardworks of the directors, actors and everyone who contributed to making the best movies of the year. Today we see the Oscars as the most prestigious award that is only given to the best film makers and actors and staff. We trust the jurors of the Oscar to be completely impartial to the contestants yet was it always the case. In most contests like Oscars it is frustrating to note that sometimes side factors such as politics can be influencial on them. For instance at past it was noted with disgrace that afro-american actors and directors were at disadvantage and discriminated at past. However it seems that that problem has been overcame, there are other reasons for discrimination now like religion and carrying out political ambitions. For example, the singing contest known as the Eurovision is infamous as the huge amounts of influence that the countries that can cast upon it is very well known. To keep minorities happy or to show your "good will" in building bonds are known reasons in Eurovision that affects the votes. Even though it is not proved another organisation that we all know very well is continously being occused of being influenced by the governments. The Nobel awards for literature were argued a lot for promoting treason to ones country as it seems to reward those that write novels that causes lots of unrest at their country. But that shall be the subject of another blog. All I wanted to say was for the beauty of all arts governments must refrain from influencing such major organisations

WEF Crisis (1 minute) continued....

First of all I should apologize for the previous post that definitely takes longer than a "1 minute" to read. However I just don't feel like letting the matter go so fast after hearşng the declarations made from military forces of Israel and Turkey. Background info time:
-a general in the Israeli army had decided that he was responsible for saving the pride of his country and made a public declaration saying "Those that accuse Israel of man "slaugter" should look at the mirror and back their history". His speech is too long to completely translate it but what he refers to is the so called Armenian genocide as well of some accusations regarding mass man killings made against the Kurdish people.
-The reaction of the Turkish army is simple. "Such declarations are far from reality and they do not reflect reality".
Hmm... What shall we say, the prime ministre of Turkey has completely messed up everything by insulting a country in a forum that is totally out of subject. There are times and places to make such accusations but certainly WEF isn't one of them. Such chauvinism of any kind just can't be usefull under any conditions. Is it actually that important to win an elections that you would actually go so far as ruining your international relations with your surrounding countries? Well I didn't read politics but neither did the prime minister however I guess winning elections doesn't really matter if you don't have a nation to rule? And armed conflicts are never kind.

Crisis at World Economic Forum "1 Minute" !

For the sake of the ridiculessness of the situation I will try to finish the matter in 1 minutes. First of all a little background information. World Economic Forum (WEF) is a non-governmental organisation which holds annual meetings in which delegates from various countries come together to discuss and resolve any obstacles that stays in the way of economical sustainability. In other words, it aimis to achieve economic sustainability through the cooperation of the world leaders. As it could be understood from the name delegations of the participating countries are supposed to economics but for some unknown may be by "divine intervention" the prime minister of Turkey decided to insult and accuse the the delegation of Israel of "slaughter".

That stated, lets look at the reasons why would something like this happen in WEF but not in somewhere else or why did it happen now. There will be local elections taking place in Turkey in a short time, and all parties are making "investments" to ensure that they will dominate the elections. Well, I wonder if this might be actually an act to impress the "avarage citizen". To be honest I can't think of much except this about the situation at hand regarding that even the "fellow arabs" wouldn't go around insulting Israel to defend Palestine. It's not just that they don't do anything to defend the people of "fellow" Palestine but they actually told the Prime Ministre of Turkey to mind his own problem. Seeing that what more proof do I actually need to defend my ideas.

Welcome to my blog:

Some people just tend to find politics boring. They believe that world issues won't effect them and they just pass any questions by saying "I don't need to know this stuff". You have to be conscious of what's happening in the world and you have to be able to defend your own point of view of the politics. People must realize that they can't ignore wars, famine, or even elections of another country because everything is bonded together. Furthermore we must respect the ideas of the youth and listen to everyone. In this blog I'll provide a summary of weekly news and comments regarding them.
Good luck to the MUN'ers who will be participating in THIMUN