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Depression Rate among US Citizens Increase as Lies Decrease

“It’s not like we want to lie, but we have to lie for the Public health” says top politicians of today. According to the researches made on the increasing amounts of depression and psychological breakdowns between 2007 and 2009, there is an inverse relationship between the increase of depression cases and politic lies.

After the results of the research on rapid increase in psychological problems made the University of South Dakota (USD), a huge uproar started by the families hurt due to the lack of lies. Families of psychologically harmed people demand that the lying policy of the previous governments be put to effect as soon as possible.

Professor Richardson of USD stated that if the problems of psychological breakdowns remain unhandled, the amount of depression cases will be above 25 million individuals by 2010 and it might double by 2012.

Some academicians say that politicians should lie for the benefit of the society. However, ethical concerns of some politicians are puzzled by the surprising outcome of the research.

Former US President George Bush stated “We never lied to cover our short comings; we had already foreseen the possible consequences of telling the truth on the public psychology and we lied because we were concerned over the public health. If we win the next elections, we promise that we will lie to the US citizens for the US citizens”

Declaration made by George W. Bush seems to have already effected the distribution of votes. A family affected by the increasing depression rates state “We voted for Obama and encouraged our neighbors to do so as well, but after seeing his insensitivity on public health we will definitely vote for the Republican Party and so will our neighbors. Obama should have lied more, but its too late now”. In total, Obama have lost 15 million votes due to the health crisis.

Obama will held a press conference next week at D.C to apologize to the public and declare their new political stance on lying after the recent turnout of events.